![]() What is that you've got written on your helmet? Marine, what is that button on your body armor? Private Joker is silly and he's ignorant, but he's got guts, and guts is enough in my beloved Corps! Now, you ladies carry on. Private Pyle, Private Joker is your new squad leader, and you will bunk with him! He'll teach you everything, he'll teach you how to pee! Private Joker's promoted to squad leader. Sir, Private Snowball reporting as ordered, sir! Sir, the squad leader is Private Snowball, sir! Sir, NEGATIVE, sir! Sir, the private believes any answer he gives will be wrong and the Senior Drill Instructor will only beat him harder if he reverses himself, SIR! Private Joker, are you trying to offend me? You Goddamn communist heathen, you had best sound off that you love the Virgin Mary, or I'm gonna stomp your guts out! Now you DO love the Virgin Mary, don't ya? Why you little maggot, you make me want to vomit! Well, well, Private Joker, I don't believe I heard you correctly! Private Joker, do you believe in the Virgin Mary? And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. ![]() But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. You are nothing but unorganized grab-asstic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You will be a minister of death praying for war. If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. Do you maggots understand that?īullshit, I can't hear you. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir". I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. ![]()
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